Friday, May 30, 2008

What a Magical Day

Here is some pictures of our first day in California. I havent posted pictures from our trip in a few days so I thought I would let your eyes enjoy looking at our cute faces agian. Thats all.

On The plane ride there. We look much happier going there then coming home.
Just hanging out on the plane. Watching tv. Home Improvment!
Sometime during the plane ride we switched clothes. Weird.

Ever been to Long Beach Airport? Trailor Trash. Litteraly. Its a trailor. Seriously. No Joke.

Getting ready to go out. It was so hot there we wanted to melt when we would blow dry our hair. So we stood over the Air conditioner and dried our hair. We are smart for two dumb blondes!
Our Magical Shuttle Tickets!.. Waiting for the Tower of Terror Shuttle to come pick us up! Oh and speaking of Tower of Terror.. I will post picture of us on that ride. HiLaRiOuS!

Everything is so magical there. Even Shuttle Tickets.

Right as we entered Downtown Disney we were both so happy. It was so magical to smell the sugar, hear the Indiana Jones song playing. We were both so happy to be there. I have not felt that happy in so long! It was awesome! And Magical! =)

We could have sat by the Palm Trees All Day!!
We Loved the Palm Trees!
We took our pictures on the L .. L for LoVe! Becuase we L.O.V.E Disneyland and California!

Here we are shopping at The World of Disney. We found these Dazzeling Mickey Ears. They sparkled therefor we liked them. After that we enjoyed a pretzel that made us both want to throw up.. So we went back to the hotel and watched a movie! Hee Hee
I Hope you Liked our first day there in a Nut shell. In the words of Jo. It was pretty delux.

Decisions

I think I'll use Green post its today.

Doh!

Why did I think it was a good idea to stay up until 2 .. get up at 4 and then eat a butterfinger for breakfast? NOT a good idea. I think I'll go throw up.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

My Noggin is Full of Fun!!

My sister Meagen did a post of everything floating around in her brain. Well.. That got me thinking ( I know.. Weird..) I have alot of stuff in MY head! So here I will tell you all what I am thinking about.

  1. Pretty much I think everyone is a Douche bag today. If you were wise you would not talk to me.
  2. I am pretty sure I am getting fat..Seriously
  3. I saw a dude writting a bullet bike with another dude on it. That is disturbing.
  4. What is this blue stuff on my shirt?
  5. Scott is leaving... :( Bye friend.. Please take me with you
  6. I miss Dave Jensen. And stuff so :) hehe
  7. Dave Jensens old girlfriend just walked in. Weird.
  8. Maybe I should get the Wii fit so I am not fat anymore.
  9. When is the doctor going to call me back? Seriously.
  10. I say Seriously alot
  11. Seriously
  12. I think I am spelling that wrong.. Oh well
  13. Oh I am just putting it out there I'm not getting married. So please stop asking me when I am.
  14. They changed the egg rolls in the suite shop. This is really upsetting to me.
  15. In 9th grade I was voted Most likely to become a Super Star. That was a bust. If only the class of '05 Could see me now!
  16. I just ate a gross fruit snack. I don't think I'll eat those anymore.
  17. Clayton is leaving... Bye friend. :( Please take me with you.
  18. I think I'll hang out with Josh and Austin when they get home from their trip.
  19. I like my new toothbrush. It spins!
  20. And its pink!
  21. I think I'll go to Build a Bear and buy some clothes for Boston.
  22. Its funny when people think that they are offending me by telling me our rates are to high and they are going somewhere else... Ya your cheap... Not my problem.
  23. Girls are slutty.
  24. I like post its. And all office supplies.
  25. I think I'll play the Wii when I get home.
  26. Someone just told me I was scary becuase I was not smiling... Bitch please..
  27. My car is dirty... I need to wash it.
  28. And vacume it.
  29. Is that how you spell Vacume?
  30. I am so excited to see the movie Twilight.
  31. I am pretty excited for Baseball to start
  32. I miss my OG girls I think I'll text them and say hello.
  33. Why does the hotel smell like Roman Noodles?
  34. I am really sad that my laptop is diseased and no longer works.
  35. I should probably call Dr. Woodmansee and tell him that I can't pay him this week.
  36. I thought it was payday week. DOH!
  37. I hate getting wedding announcments. I am a usually lying when I tell you I am "happy for you."
  38. I took pictures of my birthday cake from Scott and the one from my parents. The memory card was not in the camera.. There for it did not save. Stupid.
  39. I'll probably look for a new job today
  40. But probably not
  41. I like that all my laundry is done.
  42. Its 11:11 make a wish!!
  43. Those never come true..Obviously.. If they did my life would be completely different then what it is now.
  44. The season Finale of Greys Anatomy was so good.
  45. The phones at work are broken
  46. But I am not going to say anything so I don't have to answer them anymore. Ha!
  47. I think I'll start dancing agian. I miss it.
  48. I havent worked out in a while. I blame mono.
  49. Everything is mono's fault.
  50. Why am I talking like Mono is a person?
  51. The UPS guy kind of creeps me out.
  52. Apparently I have to tell Alex my wish on 12:34. Now its really never going to come true.
  53. AND 11:11 What the fu?
  54. I am kind of thirsty.
  55. You are a good bloggy friend for reading whats on my mind.
  56. Clayton makes me laugh.
  57. I like funny people.
  58. Why do the housekeepers hate me?
  59. Pregnant people bug me.
  60. New babies stink. Stink like Rubber.
  61. I just filled out my Hilton survey from California. I gave them all 10's.. Im a nice person.
  62. Why am I the only person who puts paper in the printer. Pretty sure its not that hard.
  63. Its pretty awesome that I am having surgery agian... NOT!
  64. I am kind of bored with this whole thinking thing.so thats all. Bye Friends!

That didn't really help get things off my mind. Whatever.

Today I think everyone is a Douche Bag. Please don't talk to me.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Farewell Friend =(


My friend Clayton. You will be missed. Oh how I will miss dialing extension 7472 to tell you sneaky gossip. How I will miss giggling annoyingly when Sister Giggles is around. Oh How I will miss saying " Hi friend" When you walk through the door at promptly 7:48am. I shall think of you everytime I go for a green bannana to get the potassium I need. Who am I going to ask my stupid questions such as " How many Washingtons are there" and "What is the abbreviation for Maryland? Who else in the hotel knows my Subway order? Who are me and Johanna going to write love notes to now? Mr. Puka Shells? Probably not. Who am I going to stand at the front desk with while interviews are going on and point out everything that I don't like about that person that I really have not even met yet. Who am I going to ask " Uhm will you watch the desk I am going to go throw up." I shall miss our guest storys that we still talk about such as " Ya.. thats not gonna happen" and " Uhhh is there an I almost just died rate..." Who am I going to talk to about what happened on The Inferno, The Gaunlet, And a Shot At Love with Tila Tequilla? I am so sad. I will miss you my friend. I hope that you will still be my bloggy friend and my text message friend. Me and Alex will miss our mornings with Einstien Bagels. I hope someone will watch the desk for me while I make my egg rolls at 8am. ( mmm Egg roll ). Thank you for being such a good friend and manager to me and always looking out for me =). Thank you for all your help you have given to me in the work place and in my personal life. I really appreciate you listening to me vent about me being sick, my boy drama, my work frustrations and just life in general. I will always keep all your advice and your friendship through out my life. I really will miss you. I wish you luck in your new job and I really hope you like it and you are happy there. I hope that you will love it so much that you can send me text messages that say " Your still working at that damn hotel... SUCKER!!!" I wont be mad if you do. Well, maybe a little. But seroiusly, thank you for everything. I really will miss you friend. I hope the person who takes over will appreciate my humor like you did, and won't be mad when I tell them they smell like poo a little. Hehe. Remember to not worry when it comes time to throw away your business cards, taking your name off of your box or throwing away your name tag, I will not take part of it and hold a ceromony like you and I did when others left. Cough *Mr. Clean* Cough. Good luck friend! Keep in touch. Oh and you still have to teach me how to knit. Thats all. Bye Friend.








Sunday, May 25, 2008

It's in the Bag!



So I see this thing on a lot of peoples blogs. They dump out everything in their purses and take a picture. Then on their blogs they explain everything in that is in there and why. So That is what I did today at work. ( A very productive day I'd say!) So here we go
  • .My iPod. Of Course. So I can listen to my tunes in the car. And the earphones that go with it in case I get stuck somewhere so that I can listen to it or watch movies on it if I am somewhere other then my car.

  • My Wallet... For the same reason everyone carrys a wallet. Movie stubs right?

  • My Phone.. Not that anyone calls or texts me... Just incase I get raped or kidnapped I can call someone to come get me :)

  • Pill Bottles: I have dramamine ( In case I go on a rollercoaster or something.. What!?) I have Pain Killers Percoset, methadone, I have Promethazine in case I start throwing up randomly. I have my birth control in that green case. I don't know why I dont just leave it at home. In fact.. I don't know why I don't just leave all those at home. Whatever, I have ibprofin and aleve.

  • Very Important Item... My RAPE WHISTLE. Just in case someone tries to rape or Kidnap me. My rape whistle will scare them off. The whistle is that little Orange and white thing on top of my wallet. It makes an extremely loud whistling noise and it flashes annoying bright blue lights. Its pretty much the bomb.com

  • I have around 15 Lipsticks and chapsticks. What girl doesnt? My favorite one is the big huge red Lipsmackers one. Its awesome.

  • I have Pens. I don't know why. I don't write things down.

  • I have a little notebook. I don't know why I don't write things down. I just think its cute. And its pink.

  • I have gum and mints. Becuase I always have to have something in my mouth. That sounds vaguely dirty but its not.

  • Lotion. Sensual Amber lotion from Bath and Body Works. Because its my Fav and it makes me smelly Yummy!

  • Camera.. Its very sad when you carry a camera around so you can get pictures to blog about. Sad. Very sad.

  • My Coin purse that Brendan and Amy got me. I love!

  • Hand Sanitizer. For Germs!! And becuase I like that cold clean feeling it leaves on my hands after using it Hehe
  • A Rubber band. Becuase every girl needs a rubber band with them.
  • Sunglasses. I'm a stunna. Need my stunna shades! Holla! :)

Well there you have it friends! I hope you enjoyed your special glimps in to my purse!



So my awesome friend Niesha....

She made this header for me! If you want her to make on for you too just leave her a comment here. She also made one for Johanna with the same idea as mine. Keep in mind she is a beginner.... but she would love to work with you any way she can! 

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Take out in a Troff!

So while in California Johanna and I did not eat one healthy thing. In the morning it was stale fruit snacks and the left over Kit Kat and Reeses crunch bars from the night befor. Yum! For Lunch we always stopped at the little Mcdonalds Wagon inside of Disneyland that only Serves Fries and drinks ( If any of you have been there its the little wagon right across from Big Thunder Mountain Railroad Roller Coaster) It was pretty much the Bomb.com! We went there every day for lunch and ordered large Fries and a Coke for me and a Fanta for Jo! For Dinner it was a handle full of Cheerios that we bought from a gas station and whatever else we found in our room that was bought from the gas station that we went Grociery Shopping at Haha! On our last night there we decided that we should eat something normal and good and treat our selves to something nice becuase we were so depressed about having to come home. ( I am still a little depressed.. =(.. ) Anyway, So in the parking lot of our hotel there was an Italian Restraunt called Buca di Beppo. We had so much packing to do but like I said we were both depressed about having to come home so we refused to pack. We just sat in our room staring at our suit cases holding our Teddy Bears and wanting to cry. ( We are not crazy I promise.) Anyways, We had a lot of packing to do so we decided we would just call and order and walk over and pick it up. So we placed our order. On the Menu it says you can either order a Small serving or a Large serving. We are both small girls and are not big eaters so we both ordered smalls. Well. Let me just tell you. They were not so small. When we got back to our hotel and went up the elevator and this couple goes " Wow that is a HUGE bag!" I started thinking to myself.. " This really is a big bag.. this is a huge ass bag for 2 SMALL meals." We got to our room and opened up our food. They put our food in these HUGE like silver BUCKET things that seriously looked like a FEEDING TROFF that horses and other farm like animals eat out of. SICK! Neither of us were smart enough to just use the plates that they gave us and eat off of those. No no. We ate out of our Silver Troffs. I am pretty sure I ate about 4 bites of my pasta and relized how discusting it was eating out of this huge thing and had to throw it all away. And then ate some cheerios. =).. So here are some pictures of our Silver Pasta Troffs! They are pretty Rotten Pictures. But I will add one not so rotten picture. It was a sign that was on our favorite Mcdonalds wagon. Read what the sign says and you will know how Mcdonalds made us feel every day!! =)

Henna Tattoos

Befor me and Jo went to California we decided that we wanted to get Henna Tattoos while we were there. I have wanted a tattoo for a long time I just havent decided of what yet. I know that I want it on either the back of my neck or on the side of my neck like the girl in the movie Transformer ( Not the main girl but the blonde australian girl who figures out the computer hacker stuff) We looked all over Downtown Disney but only ever saw Face painting things. So we were at California Adventure on our way over to ride yet agian Hollywood Tower of Terror ( Yikes! ) and I spotted a Henna Tattoo booth! Boo Ya! (Haha Did I really just say Boo ya?) Anyways, So we stopped there and we got our tattoos. Johanna got one on her ankle and she got the Japanies Symbol for Love and I got mine on the back of my neck and it was the Japanies Symbol for Peace which I really like. The only bad thing was is that they only last like ohhhh an hour! ( Ya. I know!!) They just got all clumped up and just peeled off and it kind of stained our skin but it came off in the shower. We were very upset and sad about this. It really made me want to get a tattoo though!! I obviously would not get it as big as this guy made this one ... ITS HUGE but I really like it!! Here are some pictures! Enjoy!



This was me Getting my Tattoo!


Here is the One of Jo's tattoo on her ankle!

And this is mine when it was all done!



Posts on California

Okay, So I have decided on how I am going to post my California trip. I have had requests for the pictures and stuff so I will post by Adventure. I don't want to make one HUGE post that is like 20 pages long and bore you all. So I will post by adventure such as the day we got our Tattoos, Build a Bear, Our pasta take out night, Days in Disneyland, Days In California Advenenture and so on. So I will post a few every day so make sure to scroll all the way down my blog to make sure you got them all :) I love you all.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Build A Bear


Meet Boston and Edward. Boston is my bear becuase I want a little boy named Boston and I am not getting that any time soon so until then I will have a bear. Johanna's is named Edward because she is in L.o.v.e with the vampire Edward from the book Twilight. ( Just like me and every other girl who has ever read that book! Love him and want to make babies with him) Anyways, we made these little guys at Build a Bear in Downtown Disney to remember our trip. It was the first time that I had ever done build a bear. For those of you who have done it remember how when you put the heart in the bear you make a wish first? Well, I hope mine comes true! =)

Get The Door.. Its Dominos!

My car smells like pizza. Why does my car smell like pizza? I don't eat pizza. I deffinitaly don't eat pizza in my car. Why would it smell like pizza? STINK!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

My Birthday Suprise!!


Yay! Yesterday was awesome! I had an awesome Birthday Suprise!! But befor I tell you about it let me tell you about these 2 cute lil' people in this picture. This is Amy and Brendan my friends from Australia! I met Brendan 3 years ago when he was here playing baseball for the Owlz. It was about a year after he went home his girlfriend Amy and I became E-mail and online friends! HeeHee. I hope one day I will get to meet Amy and get to see Brendan agian! Anyways, So as some of you may know my Birthday is this Monday! ( Yes its Memorial Day. How Lame.) Anyways yesterday I was having the worst day ever. Coming back to work from being on Vacation, feeling rotten, being depressed just a bunch of things that would make anyone have a bad day. So as I was pulling in to my garage when I got home I saw a box on my porch. " A Pacage!" I thought. How exciting!.. Probably not for me.. Nothing ever gets sent to me but bills. Maybe if I paid them they would stop coming but.. whatever back to my awesome story. So I went to get it and guess what.. ya it had MY NAME ON IT! " Saweet!" I thought to myself! I turned the box over and I saw that it was from Amy and Brendan!!! Yeah.. They are so cute they sent me a Birthday Pacage!! How sweet are they? Ya.. the sweetest! I was so excited!! It made my entire day and my entire Birthday that is on Monday haha. I was so excited, they are so sweet to think of me. Anyways inside the box was a super cute Pink card ( I know right.. PINK!! Yay!) And everything was wrapped so cute I had to take pictures. I didnt even want to open them becuase they were wrapped so cute! ( Oh and I totally saved the ribbon becuase everyone knows how much I love to wear ribbon in my hair hehe) I finally un wrapped everything and there was a keychain from Australia which is so cute! There was a cute little purse and the prettiest necklas! It is silver and has a star on it its so cute! I have been wearing it since I opened the box!! Anyways So, I dont know if Amy or Brendan read my blog but I just wanted to let them know how much I loved it! Thank you. I love you both!


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Oh How I miss you California


California.. I miss. Today is my first day back from California ( Pictures and posts coming soon don't worry) back to this shit hole I call work. Pardon the French. I hate being here. I have never had to come back from work after being on Vacation. I have been gone for a few weeks but from being sick so thats no fun. Coming back here from being on Vacation BLOWS.The only good thing about being back.. Egg rolls. I miss sleeping in until 10am. Getting ready and then taking our magical shuttle to the Magical Disneyland.. The weather there was so nice. Warm and sunny with palm trees. I don't know what Palm trees have to do with the weather but oh how I miss them. Its rainy and windy and miserable here. I loved being the guest in the hotel and not the worker. I miss hanging out at Disneyland and California Adventure all day riding rides not waiting in any of the lines ( hehe I love being diseased and handicap) and just staying up all night and doing the same thing the next day. I miss it :( I want to go back. Its so magical there. The first time me and Johanna walked into Down Town Disney we were both so happy I havent felt that happy in for ever. And when I walked into the hotel today I was immediatly in a bad depressed mood. I need to go back. We have already planned another trip though. This time next year.. Its New York or Bust!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

FYI

YaAaAaY!! Johanna and I leave for the land of sugar tomorrow morning. Our pretty Jet Blue plane leaves at 9:30 tomorrow morning to go to the destination Long Beach California and by 1:00pm our feet ( that will be wearing flip flops btw becuase the weather is so warm there) Will be right in front of the Disney Castle where all our dreams will come true. Yay!!! And for the next 6 days all my blog posts will be about our trip Disneyland! Holla!

I'm blonde. Whats your problem?

So I decided to go to The Sev last night. ( For you losers .. the sev is AKA 7-11.) I wanted to get a coke. Not just a coke. A Coke in a cup of ice. So I yander to the Sev. And while I am there I decide.. Well.. I guess I should get gas... Ugh. I hate getting gas. I get all smelly like gas. Sick. And well you never know when my car will just die when it gets barley below a half a tank. Yes. A Half of a tank. Boo. So I get gas and while I am paying for it the cashier says " What are you up to?" But.. he says it in a way as if he knows me. And I am thinking to my self. I don't know you weird 7-11 cashier man, I have never seen you in my life so why would you care what I am doing? So I reply " Not much..??" And then he looks at me with this look like .. Uhm ok physco. But I am thinking Well. you asked. And then I turned around and he was totally talking to the guy behind me who he obviously knew and they just continue their conversation. How rude. I was his customer at the time. I was the one who was paying for my gas and cup of ice and coke. He should have been paying attention to me. Not his underaged punk friend behind me who was getting ready to buy his beer and ciggy's. How rude. He should have asked me " What are you up to?" Lame. He made me feel like such a douche bag. I bet if the 7-11 man has a blog he made me the douche of the day. But it was his fault. He needs some new customer service training.. Ps.. I apologize for this puke green color I was trying to make it look like the 7-11 green. But it looks like poo a little. My apologies

Monday, May 12, 2008

My Song of the Day

Here is my song of the day. I heard it while driving to work today. I have always really liked this song. But lately and deffinitaly today I really like this song.. Here you go Its Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morissette.......

I'm broke but I'm happy I'm poor but I'm kind I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah I'm high but I'm grounded I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober I'm young and I'm underpaid I'm tired but I'm working, yeah I care but I'm worthless I'm here but I'm really gone I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
What it all comes down to Is that everything's gonna be quite alright I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is flicking a cigarette
What it all comes down to Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused I'm green but I'm wise I'm shy but I'm friendly baby I'm sad but I'm laughing I'm brave but I'm chicken shit I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is playing the piano
What it all comes down to my friends Is that everything's just fine fine fine I've got one hand in my pocket And the other one is hailing a taxicab...

Sunday, May 11, 2008



I found this picture that I took of my self last week and I put it up becuase my blog just doesnt have enough pictures. And also becuase my hair was cute that day :).. Thats all.

No Touchie!

Yeah.. You just don't eat my Cafe Rio.. Thanks...bye

Nice guy that drug dealer.

So Here is Holli's life today. The mono is kicking my ass. Big time. I am so lucky to work at such an awesome place that could care less if you are on your death bed. Your working anyway. Its cool though, I licked my hands and picked up everyones phones and coughed on them Just sharing the mono love so they can come to work with it too....So today at work I have no voice, I am running back to the office to throw up. My body hurts and I can't swallow my throat hurts so bad. So this guest comes to the front desk to check out. Instead of asking the usual questions " How was your stay?" And " Did you recieve the bill under your door this morning?" I just asked for his room keys since I have no voice and it hurts to talk. The guest reads my name tag and goes " Wow, Holli, you sound like you have a cold." My first though "No shit sherlock" But I didn't say that. What I said was "Yeah.. I have mono, so I apologize if it is hard to hear me talk." He says " Oh sweetheart that is horrible." After he said that I look at his girlfriend or whatever she was maybe his " business partner" She is just glaring at me and says " Don't call her sweetheart" And the guest says " Well, she is sick with mono and that is just awful" So she walks out and as soon as she leaves the guest goes pulls out this huge bottle of pills and sets them on the front desk and goes " Well I can offer you a free Methadone or morphine if you would like one?" And I just stood there and looked at him and said " No thanks" and he goes " Are you sure they are free and you look like you could use one".. Agian.. " No thanks" .. So he starts to walk off and says "Alright well I offered." Haha! So he leaves and I immediatly grab my phone to start text messaging everyone the story and then he comes back in and asks where the coffee is. I point to where it is and he is over there for like 20 minutes. I am pretty sure that he is putting drugs in all the coffee. Anyway, if any of you need a friendly drug dealer his name is Stephen Herwick. Real nice guy. I am pretty sure your first deal is free :) I really do have the most random job.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Went To The Doctor Today....

AND FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE MONO!!!!... who gets mono!?! Apparently I do!!! But it explains so much! It is rotten. Like I said on the post below this one I thought I had strep so when I went to the doctor this morning to have a strep test, and it came out negative they took a blood sample and told me I have mono! I am so sick! Mono last FoReVa! But I am still going to Disneyland next week!! A lil' mono wont stop me from going! But lets be honest. It makes you feel like KuhKuh. Anyways my dog has been taking care of me. Its so cute. He has been folowing me everywhere I go and lays down with me everywhere I lay down.. He even has been sleeping with me in my room ( he never even comes down here inless I have food) Thanks Marley =)

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Awful

I feel Awful. Awful. Awful. Awful... Strep Throat has been going around work.. Everyone here has it.. all of there kids have it.. My mom has had it. And guess what. I have it. My throat started hurting last night and then I kept waking up in the middle of the night because I couldn't swallow it hurt so bad and now it hurts even worse and its swollen and bright red =( I am burning up with a fever and my body is aching so bad. More then it usualy does. I hope it goes away soon. I can not be sick for Disneyland... But the good news! My hair is cute today.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Seriously! Seriously..!

I have a few things that I would like to discuss.. This is a very serious discussion. First of all. My fear of being kidnapped and my kidnapper clothes is not something to laugh about. I HAVE A PROBLEM. . . NOT FUNNY! JOHANNA...CLAYTON...MEAGEN... STOP LAUGHING! PROBLEM! HELP ME!...Second of all I am pretty sure I look like a french poodle today. I was bored last night so I decided to curl my hair.. it was so cute. Then I went to bed and slept on it with knowing that I would get up and do some touch up curls. Well.. my alarm didn't go off this morning. I have to be at work at 7am. I didn't get up until 6:37. Thats a problem. So I called and said that I would be late and only curled the front of my hair and now the back of it is flat from sleeping on it hahah. So the front of my hair looks like a french poodle. Just put a bow on me and call me sparky. Bark Bark.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

HoLLi wArNiNgS

My dear sweet Johanna. I am so very excited for our trip to California next week. Disneyland and California adventure will be so much fun. From the second we get on that big Jetblue Airplane we will leave our worries behind. But... You should know a few things. Yes we have hung out, And yes we do see eachother pretty much every day at work. But.. you have never been with me for more then like what 9 hours at a time befor. So... I thought that I would put a list together for you of a few things that you should know about me since after all we are going to be together for 6 days straight. So. lets begin shall we....
  1. Do not be suprised if I throw up after every time I eat more then like a bagel. I am not anorexic and its not something you should be worried about. It just happens. I throw up when I eat.. I don't know why.. but after I am good. So no need to be alarmed
  2. I am apologizingin advance for my OCD rituals that I must perform. They are weird and crazy and retarted, and you probably will think that I am crazy but.. I must do them.
  3. I am pretty sure you think that I am kidding about my kidnapper clothes but I am totally serious about them. I wish I was not but I sadly am.
  4. I am an extremely light sleeper. Just the quitest whisper of my name, or the first beep of my cell phone will wake me up. Unfortitually once I am awake I am awake there is no going back to sleep for me. So If the TV turns on in the middle of the night or you see me on my laptop in the middle of the night. That is why becuase if I wake up I do not go back to sleep.
  5. To go along with number 4- As you know already I am extremely parnoid. So If I hear the quietest little noise in a room where I am sleeping it will wake me up and I will immediatly become freaked out. So if for some reason in the middle of the night you see me checking the doors to make sure they are locked and looking in the bathroom and the shower to make sure no one is in there and for some reason you wake up and I am in the same bed as you its becuase I am scared someone has come to kidnap me. Since we look so much alike I have already put a plan together in my head that if someone does come to kidnap me and I hop in the same bed as you... maybe they will confuse you with me and they will snatch you :)... If that happends I am giving you permission to take my kidnapper clothes with you.
  6. The time it takes me to shower and get ready is never the same amount of time. Some days it takes me a half hour to get ready. Somedays it takes me up to an hour an a half to get ready.. So.. Just be prepared
  7. I think showering is over rated. I am still a clean person. I sometimes just don't do it every day. It takes to long to get ready. And that sucks. So I just don't.
  8. Don't be alarmed or worried about all my pill bottles. I promise I am not a druggie... I just have alot of medicine.
  9. Sometimes I get really giddy and hyper and you can't calm me down. I hope you join in with me so that we can have a blast while we are there Hee Hee.
  10. I have a real shopping and spending money problem. Please help me. Don't let me spend to much of it while we are there
  11. Now..This is a big one.. I have a huge fear of Heights and rollercoasters. I have been on every single ride and Disneyland and California Adventure and I love them all and they don't bother me. There is just one ride that I can not bring my self to get on. And that is The ride Screamin'. So I am just letting you know now so you can't be mad at me when we are there that chances are.. I probably won't go on it. Sorry.
  12. If I don't feel good I become very bitchy. Agian apologizing in advance =)
  13. Plan on taking a lot of pictures
  14. I never finish a drink. Say I have a bottle of coke. I will not finish it. That is another OCD thing.. I can't finish drinks beyond a certain point. Retarted....
  15. I don't do the Teacups. I will throw up just watching them. Sorry.
  16. I go to bed at like 10pm. I know I am lame. But.. If we are doing something fun or watching movies or just out playing whatever.. I can stay up for about 2 days straight..I am not that lame.
  17. I carry a rape whistle. Seriously.
  18. I change my socks about 7 times a day for no good reason at all.
  19. I am not a light packer.
  20. You have very cute clothes. Plan on me borrowing them.. =)

So, Those are the only things that I can think of right now that you should know befor we go. I am so excited for our trip! Yay!! I love you!! Only 9 more days till we see Mickey and Minney!

Monday, May 5, 2008

My learnings

So in the past few days I have learned about myself. Some are pretty cool, some are pretty not cool. But whatever..

  • Olives taste like metal to me.
  • I was apparently an intimadating person in Jr. High.
  • Alot of people ignore me... Its annoying and extremely Rude
  • I have a horrible case of OCD and paranoia ( actually I have known that one for a while.)
  • I have a new obsession with Red Cream Soda..Delish!
  • I love dry cereal.
  • And trail mix.
  • I am about 100% sure I need a new job.
  • I am AwEsOmE at Tennis on the Wii
  • There is a certain someone who thinks I am an idiot..You know who you are ..How foolish.
  • I really miss dancing
  • Tanning and working out is very relaxing and stress releiving to me.
  • I should not have signed up for Netflix
  • I love my neighbor Sister Doxey. She wrote me such a sweet Email Today

I was bored and so I thought I would blog those things. I don't know why. That post was Lame.Have a good day.

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Ah!! More OCD!About 5 years ago I developed a little case of OCD and paranoia. I know.. Weird. Let me just go in to detail. My Ocd developed from my paranoia. When I first got sick in 10th grade with mininjitas ( spell check..) I was home alone alot. My dad was still working full time as well as my mom and both of my sisters were in school and I did homeschool.. ( and by home school I mean I had a tutor from the district come to my house or hospital wherever I was come once a week for an hour. If I didn't feel well they didn't come. Ha!) Anyways, So I was home alot and I was always afraid of being kidnapped. So I started just laying out all my medicine by my bed or where ever I was befor I went to bed. In case I got kidnapped I could grab my medicine befor they took me so I would have it with me at all times. (Stop laughing) So.. Come to the present day... 5 years later its 10 times worse. Any one who knows me, knows that if they want to make fun of me and really embarrass me they will tell the store about my " kidnapper clothes" Every night befor I go to bed even if I am at a hotel, a friends house, sleeping on the couch I have to lay out my kiddnapper clothes or else I can not sleep. Litteraly. And its just not a few things its a TON of stuff.. Becuase in my crazy paranoid OCD mind I think that if my kidnapper came to get me then they would be kind enough to let me grab my kidnapper clothes so that I will have clothes with me to be in where ever they may take me.. What!!?? I am crazy! Every night I lay out... A pair of pajama shorts, capri sweats, and long sweats pants. One tank top, one quarter sleeve shirt, one long sleeve shirt, on sweater, one hoodie, and a pair of tube socks, and ankle socks. To top it off.. They must be different clothes each night. Really.. Its a pain but I HAVE to do it. Also.. To continue with the maddness OCD I also have to go and check all of my doors I have to put one hand on the dead bolt and the door knob, push the door to make sure that it is shut and repeat this step 3 times... with all the doors in my house to make sure they are all locked so no one gets in. Now.. These next ones I don't really know what the have to do with the " kidnapping" thing but any time I walk by the fridge I have to push the handle to make sure the fridge door is shut. Anytime I turn on a sink after I turn the water off I have to make my hands into a cup, put them under the focet and make sure that no water touches my hands to make sure that the water is off even though I know that the water is not running anymore. Anytime I leave my bathroom I have to touch all of the outlets in the bathroom to make sure that nothing is plugged in, even though I can clearly see that nothing is plugged in. Also, when I drive away from my house I have to look back at the garage door 3 times to make sure it is shut so that no one can get it. And Something that I have been doing for a very long time now but I just noticed today that I can't get out of my car without doing now is I must touch both door locks, the switch to turn my lights on, and the gear shifter befor I can leave my car. What the heck is wrong with me!! Oh my gosh I need some serious help. Well now that my post about my kidnapper clothes is finally up people will stop bugging me about it haha. And Johanna if you are thinking if I am really going to bring my kidnapper clothes with me to California next week. The answer is yes...yes I am.. I have to. =(.. My parents think it might be medicine that I am on that is making me so crazy with this whole paranoia and ocd thing but.. I dont know what it is but its out of control and is really.. annoying!..But I don't want to be kidnapped.. And if I do.. I need clothes to take with me..

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Late Night Wii










Friday night I didn't really do anything. I went to dinner with my family and then went to bed. I had to work at 7 Saturday morning and I was so tired from working all week long and Saturday was just not a good morning. I was so tired all day so when I got off all I wanted to do was sleep. So that is exactly what I did was sleep from the second I got home at 3pm...Saturdat night after waking up my cousin Jordan came over and our friend Steve Aka Even Steven came over. Us 3 and my parents ate a late night snack of Strawberry Shortcake and then played the Wii.. SO FUN! Let me just say that I am truly the Anna Cornacova of Wii Tennis.. ( Beautiful looks and all hehe).. I was so good. We played Tennis and Bowling on the Wii and we decided that we are going to start a Wii Bowling Leauge. We will get together every Thursday Night and play the Wii bowling. We will have shirts and all. The winning team for the week will take home the trophy. We need one more player. Or if there is more then one person who wants to join.. then more teams.. and more the marrier! Yay! It is going to be sa-weet. And everyone is going to be jelous of our Wii bowling leauge. Anyways.. It was really fun hanging out and playing Wii.. Thanks for coming to play just like old times =)

Kind of Shocking..

I know this post is going to be really random and just seem .. I dont know what the word is that I am looking for but it just might seem out of place and very surprising coming from me expecially from what all my other posts are like. I have been thinking about this for ever now and I really want to have the Gospel back in my life. I have fallen so far away from the church it makes me really sad. I hate it. I know that it is completely my fault but it really makes me sad. I really want to start going back to church and maybe for once say yes when I am asked to have a church calling. One thing that I loved doing when I first joined Young Womens was going to the Temple and doing Baptisms for the Dead. It was such an amazing experience and such a good feeling knowing you have done that for someone. It is the only time in my life when I have been able to feel the spirit and be completely humbled by it. I want to start going to church and paying my tithing and just have it all back in my life and start becoming a better and happier person. I have set a goal for my self to renew my temple recommend, and to also get my patriarchal blessing. I know.. I know.. Its going to be really hard work and mean making a lot of changes in my life, but I really want to. I have wanted to get my patriarchal blessing for years. I am really excited to work for it and finally get it and have my Heavenly Father back in my Life =)

Douche Of The Day!

So my favorite morning radio show X96 Radio From Hell With Keri Bill and Gina do a thing called the " Boner of the Day" And they use 3 stories of stupid people and the stupid things they do to make them the Boner of the Day" and people choose 1 to make them the winner of the day and then on Fridays the do the Boner of the Week and choose between all of the ones from the week. Does that make since? I hope so becuase I don't want to go into more detail. So, at work or just anywhere I am I for some reason seem to attract idiotic ( wow.. big word for me go me go) Idiotic Douche bags who love to ask me stupid questions, or just say stupid things to me or do stupid things around me. Sometimes I laugh at their stupidity, Sometimes I am just annoyed but blow it off, sometimes it just down right pisses me off and puts me in a bad mood. So Every day I will do a Blog Post called The Douche Of The Day. These posts will contain the reason that person is the Douche of the day, and the story that goes along with it. Then on Fridays I will do a poll on my Blog and we will pick the winner of the week. I hope you all enjoy. Oh and trust me all these stories are real.

Stud Dud Dudley

I went out to dinner with my family on Friday night to Mcgraths. I was so tired and didn't want to go but I was hungry and I knew if I didn't go I would go without dinner =(..People.. Little Holli needs to eat! So I decided to go. Like I said I was very tired and not in the best of moods becuase of that. So we all get out Salads and we are just sitting their eating. And this Douche Bag Waiter named DUDLEY ( I know right.. Dudley? WTF?).. WHO WAS NOT OUR WAITER comes up and says" Wow, you guys are really looking gloomy over here at this table.".... We all just sat there in silence and just stared at him. So then he continues to say " Are you guys depressed? Oh, or is it cause you guys are sunburnt.. You all look like you have been on the lake all day boating and your just so tired. My friends go out to the lake all the time and when we get done we are tired and just want to chill and we look depressed like you guys look right now." Agian.. We just all sat there in silence stairing at this douche bag! Now, If any of you have been around me when I am tired and in a bad mood I am not the nicest person to be around. So, after a few seconds of silence and not saying anything to Dudley, he opens his mouth agian and starts talking about how " gloomy" and " depressed" we all look. I finally just set my fork down and just staired at him gave him the biggest glare anyone has ever seen. He finally just walked away after relizing that we were now only in a bad mood becuase he came over and interupted us while we were eating. What kind of a FREAK does that?! He was not even our waiter and we were eating. Who interups people when they are eating to tell them they look depressed. I'll tell you who. That Douche Bad DUDLEY! He was deffinitaly the Douche Of The Day!

Friday, May 2, 2008

Pick A Color

So my sister Meagen Had a Random Pacage sent to her on Friday and it was a box that says PICK A COLOR. So she opened it up and it was a box of Crayons and a card that had a website for her to go to to take a 6 question " Brand Personality Test" So we went to the website and took our quiz to learn more about out personality from our answeres and here are mine. Also If you want to take the quiz yourself just go HERE. It's really Fun and maybe we will all get free crayons! =)...

Color: So, I see that you picked the color Baby Blue, very interesting. Your selection of Baby Blue typifies a “Caregiver” brand personality. This means that your deepest desire is to protect people from harm and your outlook on life involves serving others in a caring and compassionate way. You’ve got a heart of gold and are willing to sell it to feed the poor—what are you doing in marketing?

Hero: Your choice of Sophia Loren as a role model was especially interesting. Using our complex interpretative skills, this means you admire “Lover” type of individuals and most likely picture yourself in the same category. This means that your primary strategy in life is to become a more attractive person everyday. You try to surround your life with beauty and love people for their external and internal decorating.


Movie: Your selection of Sleepless in Seattle indicates that, while relaxing, you display “Innocent” traits. A proper translation informs me that your primary goal in life is to be happy and you find joy in the simple things in life (cotton sheets, a steaming bowl of oatmeal on a rainy morning, a good novel).


Transport: What kind of person are you behind the wheel? Well, your selection of Hummer says you should own a bumper sticker saying “Honk if you’ re a ‘Ruler’.” This means that the gifts you offer those around you are responsibility and leadership. Others feel more confident knowing that you are running the show and that causes you joy and peace of mind. You might want to consider running for President of the United States or your local rotary club.


Snack: Yummm… your selection of Kiddy Grahams means you’ve got great taste in vending machine cuisine. It also means that you are most like a “Caregiver” brand personality. This means that in addition to your snack of choice, you might also enjoy eating Campbell’s Soup, donating to Salvation Army, dating Florence Nightingale, all while singing “Rubber Ducky, You’re the One!”
So, overall you seem like a well-intentioned and well-rounded person. Your mother or parental guardian should be proud.

I don't really know if these are right or not. Some of them seem like me but I don't really know.. What do you all think?! Let me know =)... I guess I don't know my self all that well.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Tag.. I am it!!

I Have Been Tagged! Yay! I feel so Loved! Here we go!
A-Attached or Single: Attached..
B-Best Friend:My sister Meagen
C-Pie or Cake: Pie. But not any kind of creamy pie. Just apple or Cherry Pie
D-Day of Choice: I like Thursdays. I don't know. Everyday is the same.
E-Essential Items: Lipgloss, and cell phone
F-Favorite Color: Pink
G-Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: I looove gummy bears!
H-Hometown: Orem, UT
I-Indulgence: What is that?
J-January or July: OMG! JULY of COURSE! 4th of July is my Favorite Holiday Ever!
K-Kids: Not anytime soon
L-Life is incomplete without: My Family..and egg rolls.
M-Marriage Date: How bout lets not go there...
N-Number of Siblings: 2..2 sistas!
O-Oranges or apples: I like both. But I hate squishy apples. Sick!
P-Phobias or Fears: Oh wow. Lets see. Eating raw meat. Just meat in general scares me and makes me want to throw up. Being kidnapped.. HUGE fear of that. I could seriously go on and on with all my phobias and fears.
Q-Quotes: " A Face without freckles is like a night with our stars" :) Hehe
R-Reasons to smile: Warm Weather, Baseball Season is starting soon! Cute text messages, Being tan and blonde agian. Summer time. Disneyland. People who are sweethearts.
S-Season: Summer!
T-Tag Friends: Niesha, Mary, McKenna
U-Unknown fact about me: I am ambidextrious
V-Very Favorite Store: Target
W-Worst Habit: Popping my neck and back, and twirling my hair
X-X-Ray, Ultrasound or mammogram: ... Uhm I dont know?
Y-Your Favorite Food: I hate food
Z-Zodiac: Gemini

*.*BiRtHdAy LiSt*.*

My birthday is just around the corner! Its May 26th. So Here is my list of things that I am expecting from all of you. Haha! JuSt KiDDiNg!! I just needed something to blog about Haha!

BIRTHDAY LIST

  • iPod
  • Work Out Clothes
  • Work Out Shoes
  • iPhone ( If I got that it would be 2 gifts in one! the iphone and an ipod!)
  • A Cute New Purse!
  • Tanning Pass
  • The Marilyn Monroe Picture at Target!
  • The Marilyn Monroe LaVa LaMp At Target!
  • The Movie Pay It forward
  • Seasons of Greys Anatomy On DVD
  • More yarn for knitting! ( I know I am such a loser)

Thats all that I can think of now. Yay! My Birthday! Wait.. I hate my Birthday. I really do. Boo!