Haha! Finally a REAL one!

Sorry To any of you who have ever sent me one of these "FriendShip Emails" That are like. .I will be there for you no matter what.. I'll hold your hand through life and BLAH BLAH BLAH.. Ya I don't care... But Finally... Someone was clever enough to type up a real one! That sounds just like something I would say.. Every last one of them.. To all my friends I love you so much.. so much to be honest with you and tell you this...

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".