Dirty Dirty..

Hehe.. This is my 69th post.. hehe.. 69.. naughty :)

Get well Soon Me =(

Well on Friday I had my 24th surgery and my 117th IV at the Utah Surgical Center. I was really hoping to be feeling much better by now. When we got to the surgical center at 5:30am I was not feeling good at all I was feeling very nausiated. Not from nerves ... after around the 10th surgery you get over the " pre surgery nerves". Also my stomach was really hurting becuase I was not able to take my pain medicine becuase I was not able to eat or drink anything since mid night the night befor. So I was really hoping that they would call my name soon so that they could get an IV going and give me some medicine. So I get called back and the nurse takes me into the bathroom and gives me my gown and my little brown socks that I L.o.v.e and my little cap that i have to wear on my head and she starts asking me questions like what medications I am allergic to and what medication I am on. And I tell her and the nurse says " So how long have you been on the Methadone?" ( And for those of you who don't know Methadone is a drug that is given to people who are coming off of heroin, or meth, or crazy drugs like that.. but ALSO is given as a pain medication.. The reason that I am taking it) So I said " I have been on it for about 2 weeks" And the nurse says " So your a recovering Adict?".. WHAT!? And I said " No...." And the nurse says " Oh, then what are you taking it for?" And I said " They put me on it for a pain medication for pain control" And the nurse goes " For what?" ( Uh.. Seriously?) So I said " For the problem that I am here for today that they are hopefully going to fix" And the nurse goes " Oh.. ok so your not a recovering addict?" Oh my gosh! So that is my crazy nurse story! And seriously Do I look like a recovering Heroin Addict.. I sure hope not! I mean I know I look ill.. but I hope I don't look like a recovering addict. Anyways so they get me all set up with my Iv and in my bed and they let my mom come back with me and wait while my doctor and the anastesilogist comes in. It was not to long of a wait and then they wheel me in to the Operating room. The Anastesilogist says " Ok Holli, I am going to put some medicine in to your IV now its not the anastesia but it is just something to relax you and most people fall asleep and dont remember anything after this" ... Okay.. So he puts it in and I start talking to him..... And a couple seconds pass and he looks down at me and goes " Your still awake?" Uhh.. Yeah.....? And he goes " Wow! Most people are out with that stuff!" So then he puts the mask over my mouth and nose and then the next thing I remember is waking up screaming " IT HURTS IT HURTS" and wanting to throw up becuase... my stomach hurt. So After 3 things of Demerol and 2 percosets they finally said that I could go home after I went pee to make sure that everything was working alright after being under anastesia.. And Don't worry that It took me about an hour to go pee. How annoying. Anyways, I made it home and really the only thing I remember after coming home is talking to Johanna a little bit. Weird. And now, I still am feeling really crappy my stomach still hurts so bad I want to throw up and its really annoying. So I am going to see the doctor first thing tomorrow morning. Hopefully he will magicially fix me. Cross your fingers.

My Apologies

MY APOLOGIES

Let me just start out by letting you all know that I had to google the word " apologies" just to find out how to spell it. Stupid, stupid stupid!! Anyways, The reason that I started this blog and by me I mean my sister Meagen. Haha. Anyways the reason that this blog was started was to share all my crazy stories that has happened to me while working at the hotel, and to share all of my " Holli'isms" and all my of my crazy being blonde stories. The reason that I am apologizing is becuase this blog has turned in to such a Negative, Rude, Bitchy blog. Fellow bloggers.. I assure you that I am not a negatice, Rude, Bitchy person in real life. Well.. okay I admit, Lately I have been becuase I am having a mid life crisis. ( This is a sign of bad things to come if I am only 20 and having a midlife crisis). I have been super sick the past 2 months, but I am having surgery tomorrow so I will get better! Yay.. see being positive! I have been miserable at work I am really stressing and being depresses over it. Also just a ton of other lifes dramas. So, that is why Lately I have been a bitchy rude and negative person. But Not anymore my friends!!! After tomorrow I am going to start using this blog for the reason it was made for! To entertain people with my stories and my stupidness! So I apologize for being so negative on this blog. I really am not a negative person or anything like that =( I feel so... I feel so.. Im not negative I promise guys =(.. So I ask of you to just not read any of my posts that I have done befor this one because they are just depressing and cruel. So Thank you for your time and I hope that you enjoy my New Happy Funny and Positive blog to come!!! Have a wonderful day!!! I love you all!!! Your blogging friend Holli! * Life's short, Play naked!*

So badly!

So Badly I want to go home... I have never wanted to not be here as much as I have today. I really want to go home.. I want to be in bed.. not even in bed.. just home.. just anywhere.. anywhere but where I am at right now.. This bloody hotel

Hey, Thanks!

You know when you can be having a good day and someone can say something to you that just makes your day go right down the shitter. Yeah. Thanks for ruining my day. Not cool. My life sucks.

Bad mood diagnosis

Good Morning! So, I think I figured out why I am so onery and negative in the mornings. Every morning while getting ready for work I listen to the same Radio Show. x96 Radio From Hell. I love it! It is just.. awesome! BUT... they are so negative about everything (probably why I like it), they whine, they are rude to people, they are loud, they have nothing positive to say about anything. And I think that is why I am so grumpy in the mornings! It's not like I am not a morning person because I am I don't mind the mornings or getting up early but I am just negative and in a bad mood every morning. And I do believe that is why, because I listen to that negative Radio from Hell with Kerri Bill and Gina! So tomorrow I think I will put in my Britney cd's and listen to that while I am getting ready and see how my mood is after. I will probably just have the urge to be a trashy whore... ( I love you Britney!!!!) = )

List Of Things That Can Stay!

Why am I so Negative? I am Negative Nancy! Agian, I blame the Hormones. But after Friday I am not going to have anything to blame it on. Oh well I guess I will just have to admit that I am a negative Bitch! Hehe.. Anyway I am trying to be happy and positive so I am going to make a list of things that I guess can stay.. So ready, set, Go!

• This Delicious Reeses peanut butter cup I am eating! Yum!

( Wow this is harder then I thought..)

• My mom and Clayton..The only 2 managers at work that I can handle being around
• Knowing that I am going to have surgery on Friday and that I am going to feel better!! Finally!
• My new heating pad that I bought ... RiP Rotten rice pack .. =<(
• My totally awesome sister Meagen who talks to me while I am at work and keeps me entertained over MSN messenger
• Blogging
• Greys Anatomy
• My Greys Anatomy marathon I am going to have with Johanna this weekend Woot Woot!
• My cute little friend Johanna!
• Crayola Cranyons and Markers I love to color!
• Someone paying for my Gas =)
• Having my hair colored and cut
• Having my nails and toenails painted a very cute color!
• Make Up
• Angry Little Girls.com
• Cute pajams
• Frozen Pizza
• The show Home Improvment ( I love it!!)
• Egg Rolls
• The color Pink
• Being in a good mood
• Feeling good ( that makes me in a good mood)
• Getting REAL emails
• Getting surprises!
• Waking up and having a text message on my phone!

Well my bloggin Peeps! I think that is my list for now.. I am kind of bored with this so.. I guess I'll go and pretend like I am doing something important!.. Hee hee

Things That Should go... Today!

So I have a list of things that should go on my blog.. somewhere... but I have made a list of things that should go.. Today!!! I am a little irritated today so here is my list.. Ready set Go!

• People Who let the office door SLAM SHUT
• The person who keeps calling to talk to room 102... and they keep calling back becuase the person is not in the room... I told you Mr. Brazil that your friend is eating breakfast.. I am watching him stuff food in his mouth right now!! Thats why he is not in his room!! Leave him a Message!! Stop calling me!
• People who come down to the front desk and they talk so quitetly you can't understand one word that they are saying. And they are Indian.. like I can understand you anyway!
• People who shut the front doors becuase they are a "little chilly" eating breakfast... Oh I'm sorry.. do you have to be up here at the front desk with 25 lights right above you with the fire place that is still on in a hotel that is 100 degrees!.. No I didnt think so... Leave damn door open I AM SWEATING.
• Being Hot
• Just People in General.. All people.. Everyone needs to go
• The sound that my car is making
• My rotten hair
• My stomach and back hurting ( that will go away Friday though yay!!)
• People who come in at 7:49am wanting to check in.. Do you know how to tell time? Check in is at 3:00pm... Maybe talk to me when it becomes PM time... ITS STILL AM time... Loser!
• My stupid iPod that is broken.. piece of crap
• The creepy guy in the lobby in front of me just starring at me.... Uhm a little creepy.....Seriously stop looking at me.
• People who argue with me.. just don't. you will lose.
• The freaking HUGE ASS pot holes that are all over University Parkway and the Albertsons Parking lot.. Seriously they are huge. Like let me swerve to avoid these crators that I can see China through. ( It's China thats below us right?)
• The fact that it is not Summer time yet.

Well My friends. Thanks for listening to me bitch. I might add more to my list later .. In fact I know I will around 10am my list will become a lot longer. So stay tuned and have a wonderful day.

Fatty Fatty 2 By 4

For some reason my face is really fat today. And this isn't just me thinking that it is.. People have actually said to me.. Your face looks bigger today Holli. I mean they didn't just come up and say that to me I have said " Guys does my face look fat today?" And they said " Yes.. It does look bigger today" Anyway.. That is not the point! The point is my face is fat today! How Weird! How Discusting! How Embarassing! Why is my face fat?

Spring Cleaning

Thats Right! I am Spring Cleaning!.. I got sick of laying in bed watching movies so I decided to do some Spring Cleaning.. I am starting with my closets.. getting rid of all the clothes and shoes that I don't ever wear anymore or that don't fit me anymore! Wish me Luck!...I'm goin' in! Oh and P.s. I am so excited to put away all my winter clothes and pull out all my Spring and Summer clothes!! Yay!!! *Summer Time and Livin's Easy!* I love SuMmEr!!!

Easter Weekend

Saturday night I went to see Drill Bit Taylor.. I will admit that I was totally dreading going to see this, but I wanted to hang out with Meagen so I decided I would go with her. And It actually wasnt that bad. It was pretty cute, and actually had some very funny lines to it. So that was fun. And then Sunday morning I woke up and ran up stairs to my parents room and said " Where is my Easter basket??" I was so rudely told that I no longer get Easter Baskets becuase The Easter Bunny thinks I am told old.. WHAT!? Stupid damn easter bunny.. I am a little distraught over this. So today I am just resting I am in bed right now watching Dan In Real Life. It is kind of depressing and I don't think that I like it. But its nice to just be in bed watching movies and resting. Even though I will be doing this all next weekend after surgery it feels good to be doing this today. And I am still recovering from being told I no longer get Easter Baskets.. Not even candy.. Not even a marshmellow peep.. =( And I am still also recovering from the Scary Easter Bunnies I just looked at on google.. Ah!!!!!

Happy Easter!!

Happy Easter Everyone!! I hope you all have a wonderful day! Just a quick note uhm I wanted to find a cute easter picture to put up on here and so I googled the word easter and a bunch of these pictures easter bunnies came up and oh my gosh.. easter bunnies officialy freak me out!!! They are up there with Clowns.. They are freaky! Anyways have a wonderful Easter day!! I love you all!!

Friday Fun

So it is yet agian the weekend. At work on Friday it was an okay day. My mom was the manager on duty which means she didn't come in until 1pm. So that kind of sucks it is better when she is there with me all day. It was okay though nothing to bad or exciting happened and the day went by fast. After I got off I had a little "chat" with our general manager and well lets just say that I left in tears.. ( I blame my hormones that are messed up right now) I didn't get in trouble or anything I just went in talking about things I could maybe do to make the hotel better and stuff and things I think I should be getting becuase I am a good employee who works hard and I think I deserve but I was basically shut down. So.. it ended in tears. Whatever. But when I got off of work I got a call from my mom saying that my doctor had called her and said that they are going to be doing surgery on me this Friday!! Yay!!.. I know that sounds weird I am excited about having surgery but If you had been on your period Since Janaury 12th and been having cramps so bad your throwing up and you have been so miserable and sick for EVER everyday you would be excited too. So yes my surgery is at 6:30 am on Friday morning and I can not wait to get this over with and start feeling better! So that made my day a little bit better knowing that on Friday I will be fixed. And then my cute friend Johanna wrote and asked if I was doing anything becuase she was bored and wanted to go and do something so I told her that I was just hanging out at my house watching movies... So I went and picked her up and we went back to my house and we had a Greys Anatomy Marthon!! We made Delicious Pizza bagels and she got to enjoy the smell of my Rotten Rice pack!! Haha! ( See previous Post) It was way fun! And we will be finishing our Greys anatomy Marathon Next weekend while I am recovery my stomach surgery! I am so excited! So, my Friday night was fun! Thanks for hanging out Jo! =)

So..

Have you ever noticed how I start all of my posts by saying "so"?

sLuMbEr PaRty!!!

So, my parents went out of town last night for a little get away. And Since I am the only kid at home now I didn't want to be home alone not feeling well and well lets face it I hate being left alone it freaks me out. So my older sister Meagen came and spent the night with me. I have been using this bag that is filled with rice and I heat up in the microwave for about 4 minutes, and then I put it on my stomach I use it as a heating pad. Since my stomach has been hurting for 2 months now, I have burnt out all my heating pads so that is why I have been using this rice pack. So I heat this pack up probably 9 times a day. it only stays hot for about a half hour. So this rice pack has developed this smell. It is an awful smell I will admit. You know when you burn popcorn and so the microwave has that burnt popcorn smell in it? Well that is what my bag smells like.. along with the smell of like beans ..obviously rice.. and i dont know what else but just some.. STINK!!!! It has also developed like these random brown spots on it from I am assuming it burning hahah. Its awesome. Its rotten! It smells awful and looks like it has leprosy. So last night I slept in my parents bed with my older sister and I am getting all set up and I had just heat up my rot rice bag up and I bring it in and my sisters face just turns bright red.. and she yells " WHAT IS THAT ROTTEN STINK!!?!?" hahahahah It was my rot rice pack!!! HAHAHA her face looked like she was going to throw up!!! It was so funny! She just put the blankets over her head and begged for the rice pack to be removed from the room. And then my dog Marley came in and now remember my dog licks his own butt and does more discusting dog things.. The dog walks in his nose is up in the air and he is sniffing around.. he obviously smells something. and jumps on the bed.. takes a wiff of this rice bag and turns his head away and jumps off the bed and leaves the room...Haha! It was so funny! I guess that it is time that i purchase a new heating pad and either throw away or make a new rice pack! But I did find out that I am having surgery next week on my stomach so hopefully they will take care of my stomach hurting and I won't have to use any heating units anymore!.. So we were laughing so hard at how awful this bag smells and looks so we just had to take pictures and I had to blog about our funny slumber party stories!! I had not laughed that hard in a really long time. My sister is so much fun =) She is my best friend!! p.s. please do not laugh at how I looks so rotten face sally in that first picture.

*SpRiNg TiMe*

So..I was told that today Friday the 21st was the first day of Spring. But apparently I was told wrong. Yesterday the 20th was the first day of Spring. So I know that this is late but still, I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy First Day Of Spring!!! I am so excited! Yay! If I could I would send all of my friends flowers to celebrate the first day of Spring! =) But.. I can't so everyone enjoy this picture of these pretty flowers and this awesome looking butterfly. Happy Spring Day!

Mission Bright and Shiney completed!

Hello Blogging friends! After work today I came home and took a lil nap and then my sister came to get me and we went to go get some food for dinner, We decided to get stuff to make beef o lays. One my faves! So we came home and made it and me and Meagen and my cousin Jordan sat down to eat dinner... I decided I needed a lil more sour cream... after I got it I sat back down to the table.. and I set my bowl down right at the edge of the table and it didn't quiet make it all the way to the table .. and my entire bowl of beef o lay spilt all over me.. all over my shirt and all into my lap... all on my brand new cut off sweats ( see previous post ). I was a little upset.. but I couldn't get to mad though becuase I am bright and shiney! Ugh! Whatever! Anyways.. So that was really the only thing that happened made my day not so bright and shiney.. I think I did pretty good though I tried really hard! It was only hard at work becuase well I am still in my "phase"... agian see previous post. But tomorrow I will deffinitaly be bright and shiney. Why you ask.. Becuase its the first day of SpRiNg!! Yay!!!!!

Project Bright and Shiney

Alright. So I woke up at 5 this morning, so the first 3 hours of my Bright and Shiney day has been rough. I woke up with a very sore body and my stomach hurting so that sucks. I think I am getting strep becuase my back has really been hurting me, I have these kanker sores all over my mouth, and I have a sore throat.. Bright and Shiney not looking so good. But..for the past 3 days I have been saying to my friend Clayton at work " oo I hope it rains today!!! I hope it rains today!!! Please rain!" and Guess what.. Today it is Pouring like Cats and dogs! ( By the way I have no idea what that actually means.. " cats and dogs".. whatever) Anyway so yay!! It's finally Raining! I love the rain sometimes!..sometimes I just need a dark cloudy day! When I got in to work I ate a donught and I didnt throw it up so that is good! I kept something down! Yay. And then I had a guest make me laugh today.. well more like I was laughing at him not with him. And for those of you who are members of the church or understand things about the church you will know why this is funny. A Guest came up and asked where temple square is and I told him up in Salt Lake and then he asked if I could make an appointment for him and his family to have a tour of it. And I said.. I apologize I don't understand a tour of what? And he said Well A tour of the Temple.. Can't we go in and have a tour of the temple someone can take us through it right?.. Uhm.. NO! probably not!!! I told him I am sorry but no there is no tours that go through the temple..ever...and the guest was just not havin it. He did not believe me that they can't go through the temple.. I told him I was not going to have the discussion as of to why he can't and he just didnt believe me. He thought anyone could just go through the temple and they give tours of it through the inside and.. ya... Haha. funny!!! I laughed at him! And then just a minute ago a mom came up with her little girl and said " Excuse me will you please comfirm to my daughter here that Paris Hilton's grandpa really does own this hotel?" hahah.. Yes..yes.. Paris Hilton's grandpa does own this hotel that you are in little girl.. And paris is a dirty little whore. Sorry to shit on your role model. Anyways! so there is the update for now on my bright an shiney day. I still have a smile on my face and I am pretending to be in a good mood and feel great... Oh and a note to Johanna.. Yes bright and shiney like Merideth. Hehe

*Bright and Shiney*

So I have been having a hard time lately. I am just feeling very depressed and just kind of bummed out. I have been sick for the past 2 months and so I am just really sick of never feeling well and well it just sucks. Anyways, I have discovered that when I don't feel good and I am in a bad mood and depressed and I make it show to everyone I am around it just makes the day drag on becuase everyone else is in a bad mood as well. It is easier to just pretend that everything is okay and that I feel okay even though I don't, just try and keep my mind off things and just try and make it through the day the best I can. But if I show that I am depressed and bummed out or in a bad mood then it makes the day just suck! So Starting tomorrow I am going to be bright and shiney. Yes thats right. I am going to be happy and energetic in a good mood and have a smile on all day. I will let you know tomorrow at the end of the day how that goes for me. Wish me luck.

" On a bad day I have mood swings, but on a good day, I have the whole mood playground"

Ugh! And Its Only Wednesday

Okay, First off did you all see that I spelt Wednesday right?..Didn't even have to look it up. Go me go! Now that I have gotten what is on my mind about work .. uhm off my mind.. I will now do some good bloggin. I have been having requests for some of my stupid questions, my random stories, and my bitching to be posted so I guess I will just blog about whatever. Let me tell you all what I have been up too. During the weekend I didn't feel well so I really didnt do a whole lot.. Uhm.. i developed this pain in my knuckle in my pointer finger.. Its still there.. its swollen I don't even know what I did to it..But it really hurts to bend it to move it anything.. Its so random! Its not like I pick my nose so I don't even know How this happened! So weird! Anyways, on Monday I came to work and then afterwards me and my parents and Meagen went to this new mexican restraunt.. not very good but I hate all food so not a suprise that I didn't like it. And then I came home and did something very exciting.. I booked my plane ticket for disneyland for mine and Johannas trip Yay!! I am very excited about that! And then Yesterday.. I just worked and came home to some drama so I went to the paper store with my sister Meagen to keep my mind off of it but I was not feeling well so she brought me home and then she went back to her home as well.. I laid down for a little bit and then went to KFC with my parents to get dinner for the 3 of us. After we got home the feeling in the house was just depressing.. I needed to leave. So i went to target to keep my mind of off everything, And a couple months ago I bought the CUTEST blue cut off sweats at target for 22 dollars I wanted all of them but they were expensive.. ya I found them last night on clearence for $4.00!!! thats right $4.00! So lets just say that made my entire day.I bought a pair of every color that they had available in my size.. I bought 3 new pair yay!. But I woke up today, in a depressing upset mood, very tired, and not wanting to be at work, people are irritating me I am trying to stay positive and feel the best that I can and try to be happy but its hard. I can always tell when there is a bad feeling in a place and everywhere I go has a bad feeling to it, I am pretty sure it is me that just has a dark cloud over my head so I take it every where I go, and I am still sick and I never feel good so that will depress anyone. And .. AND... its only Wednesday.. Boo!!! I have 2 more days of this! Sucky!!!

"It is just a phase"

I know. I know. I have got some serious blogging to do..Usually I blog at work becuase I have nothing else better to do but for some reason I have been real busy the past 2 days at work. And I am sorry this post is not going to come with pictures or anything, it is just going to be one of my long, posts with me just writting whats on my mind. And boy I've got a lot on my mind to say! Like I said I usually blog at work but I have been so busy the past two days and I don't even know why. There has not been like a ton of people in the hotel. Yes, the phones do ring off the hook all day and apaprently I am the only one in the office that is capable of answering the phones. Yes I know that is my job but There is only one of me, and about 19 different phone lines. It is really annoying when people don't ask if I need help. Or don't help me when I ask for it. Expecially when I know that they are deffinitaly not busy doing anything else, And if they are doing something I can assure you it is not work related. But Thank you Clayton for always helping me =).. Anyways, So I could go on and on about everything that is bothering me about work like how I wish I had a normal job that comes with Sick days that you can take, Vacation days, If your in a bad mood your allowed to be in a bad mood your not forced to stand at a desk all day forced to put on a smile and pretend like you care about people. But I am just going through my " I hate my job" Phase right now. It happends. Its a phase where I am completely miserable at my job I hate it, I hate the people that I have to deal with I hate the people that I work with I hate everything about it, I hate the fact that I can't call in sick when I don't feel good becuase no one will ever cover the desk, but everyone else can call in, or not show up, or can be late, and its no big deal at all. I hate the fact that I have to fix everyones mistakes and the people that make the mistakes will never get talked to about it and nothing will ever ever change. I know that I could go and find a new and better job but like I said its just a phase. So in a few days when I relize that nothing will ever change I will be over my "I hate work" Phase, and all will be well agian. I guess anyways..

Kiss Me! I'm Irish!

Hello Friends! Uhm.. since I am Irish I had to post a lil somethin' about St. Patricks Day. Uhm.. I don't know what its all about, I don't know why we celebrate it. And I also dont know What the Leprechauns and the Shamrocks and The Green is all about, Frankly Leprechauns freak me out. I dont even know if they are real.. But I am sure that if they are real.. I have a feeling they smell bad. I don't know why. Anyway.. Uhm I did wear my green today! Did you? I even had a sticker of a shamrock on my cheek all day at work!! Yay! I love being Festive! I Hope you all had a very Happy St. Pattys day and got LuCkY =)

Cali Or Bust!

Thats right!!! Me and Johanna just booked our plane tickets to Cali for May!! Yay!! I am so excited!!! Disneyland, Sunshine, The smell of sugar... HERE WE COME!!!

Hang on guys!

So.. As I am laying here getting ready to start typing away about my weekend... i litterally fall asleep... Hands on keys and all... So just a quick update.. uhm... I am still very sick, I am extremely tired... i will blog tomorrow with all my funny stories, more of my bitching, and random thoughts and dumb ass blonde questions.. oh ps.. this yellow font is very hard to see up agianst thsi white in the create post page.. so i hope all these words are in the right places and spelt right.. ( haha like the color of my font is going to improve my spelling..Ya right!) Anyways.. I need to sleep befor I can continue blogging. I love you all.

..Getting To Know Me..

1. lets start out with your name. Holli Denee' Ridley
2.how old will you be in 6 months? I will be 21! Wahoo! I can be a drunkerd now! Yay!
3.Can you do the splits? Oh yes.. In more ways then one!

THE DIDS:
Did you ever want to be a doctor? Well at work when people ask me what I am going to school for I tell them I am a surgical intern.. But that is as far as my medical career will take me..
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? Uhm no not so much..
Did you ever want to be a teacher? Yeah when I was little.. now the thought of having to teach little shits every day makes me want to pull my hair out.
Did you ever break the law? Its only breaking the law if you don't get caught.. and I never have.. and if I ever do I will just bat my baby blues and flirt my way out of trouble hehe.

THE DOs:
Do you like rollercoasters? Depends on how big it is... ( thats what she said) haha!
Do you own a bike? No.. I use to own a blue bannana bike... What are with those ugly things?
Do you play the lotto? uhm.. No.. I play Keno though while im in Reno or Vegas!
Do you like football? I love College Football.. Go big red.
Do you have a shopping addiction? No not really... I'm not a big shopper.. Well kind of I am a compulsive shopper but im not really Addicted to shopping. did that make sence? Probably not.

THE DOES:
Does your family have family picnics? No..
Does your wallet have any pics in it? Yeah I think it has a picture of my family in it and then it has Anthony and Barrets baseball trading cards. Oh! And it has my fake Britney Spears Drivers licence in it! Hehe.. I mean.. I don't have one of those..

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with? Meagen.. Well I guess I hung out with my mom last night.. She watched greys anatomy with me for a while becuase i was
Last car ride? Uhm When I drove to work with my mom this morning.
Last text message? Was from Jesse saying goodnight Last night
Last baby you held? Katrinas baby in January. I am pretty sure that is the only time I have held a baby.. New born babys have that discusting rubbery smell to them and it makes me want to throw up.
Last time you shaved? Yesterday in the shower..Is it true if you put lotion on right after you shave it will make it so your hair wont grow back as fast.. hmmm.. that can be my pondering question for the day...

LAST THING?
What was the last thing you bought? uhm.. I don't even know.. maybe a drink at work? hahah probably not though.. me.. pay for it.. HA! .. i mean.. just kidding
What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.. Im being healthy =)
What was the last thing you watched? George Lopez becuase I couldnt sleep last night.
What was the last thing you read? Uhm well right now I am reading The Lovely Bones.. But I have not finished it yet so I don't know if that counts.
What was the last thing you hand wrote?I hand write things at work all day!

THE WHOS:
Who last talked to you on the phone? I talk to people on the phone all day at work, but the last person I talked to was one of my managers Dave.
Who was the last person you took a picture of? Uhm.. Me and Jesse I think when he was here visiting.
Who was the last person to leave you a comment? Comment on what.. Facebook.. Myspace. My blog.. oh dear I need a life..
Who do you miss right now? I miss alot of people right now, I miss Jesse, I miss my sister Madison, I miss Barret and Anthony, and I miss my friends Mary, and Even steven, and Jacqueline, My list could go on and on.. I miss alot of people.
Who last hugged you? My mom I believe

CURRENTLY:
Have any tattoos? Nope.. I am still debating on if I want one or not.
Have you any piercings? Yes my ears and my belly button
Straight hair or curly? Well.. As a matter of fact my hair is curly right now well.. curly as it can be after sleeping on it last night and having laid on it all day yesterday haha but usually my hair is just straight.
Where are you? I am at work.. being very productive obviously.. hehe

HAVE YOU EVER:
Failed a class? Mmm That question for me should be more like "Ever passed a class?"
Sang in front of a crowd? Yes.. but not by myself
Want a relationship? Have one
Wanna get married to a pimp? Hells Ya I do!!! Have little pimp babies!

In The Past 24 Hours:
have you talked to a cute boy/girl? uhm.. I have only talked to like Meagen and Clayton today and they are both really cute! =)
What are you most scared of? Getting E-coli and being kidnapped..two biggest fears in the world
Do you like being around people?uhm Depends on how I am feeling and what kind of mood I am in.. If I am not feeling well and I am in a bad mood people usualy dont want to be around me.. thats right.. watch out!
Have you cried recently? Yes... I cry all the time! I am very emotional!
Have you been on radio/tv? No I dont think so.
What time is it? It is 10:05
How much cash do you have on you right now? None! Me? Have money? I wish!
Do you have any plants in your room?No.. If I ever get flowers then I put them in my room but I dont have plants or anything like that and its not very often that I get flowers =(..Hint hint
Where was you default picture taken? default picture on my blog? Its on top of the dugout at the Orem Owlz Field... me hanging up K's for Trever Bell and Jeremy Haynes amazing games!
If you could go back in time and change something would you? I would change ALOT of things.
If you could be an animal for one day what would you be? I would be my dog.. Becuase there is no other animal in the world that is as spoiled as my dog..
What do you usually order from star bucks? I dont go there very often but when I get a chia Latee
Do you have a car? Yes ma'am
where's your dad right now? At home
whats on your mind? A lot of things.. mostly how much my stomach hurts and how people at work at annoying me...
who is the last person you texted? Johanna Bannana! My favorite girl!
where is your phone? In my purse on the floor next to me
what were you thinking about when you fell asleep last night? How I wanted to throw up
what are you excited for? My disneyland trip in May with Johanna!!! And Baseball Season!! And
what are you doing for spring break? Uhm well Since I am not in school Spring Break really means nothing to me..
does your family get family portraits done? We did In.. September I think it was... first time in like 10 years! Haha! Last time we got them done we were all rockin the Bangs to heaven with matching Flannel shirts and Socks with Sandles! Sweet!
are you mad at anyone? Uhm not at the moment..
how old are your parents? I dont know...I dont have that many fingers to cound with ;) Jk..
how many kids do you want? I dont know .. no more then 3!
what color is your room? This Olivey Greenish brown color.. It sounds So ugly but its really really pretty!
your parents own businesses? No
Would you rather have a gf/bf, or friends with benefits? Boyfriend.. but sometimes guys are stupid with relationships so they are just better off as friends with benefits
Do you tell your best friends everything? Yeah! And sometimes when they dont ask they are just forced to listen to me hahahha
How have you felt today? Better then I have the past 2 days but still not all that great! =( Story of my life!!
Where is your heart? In my chest.. I learned that from my surgical internship hahah!
Do you wish on stars? Yes! Of course!
Do you have a job? Yes
What would you do if you were getting attacked by a bear? Use my rape whistle on it
What do you want to change in your life right now?So many things! but this blog is like a novel anyway so i wont make it longer with everything in my life that i would change.. so thanks for your time.. I love you all.. Peace and Love =)

Uh.. Maz..Ing!

Pretty Sure that Greys Anatomy is the Greatest Show ever.. Just thought you should know. Thank you for your time.

Its the freakin weekend baby bout to have me some fun!

Hello blogging world. And by blogging world I mean the only like 4 people who actually read my blog Clayton, Meagen, Johanna and Niesha! Hello friends! My sister Meagen told me that I needed to update my blog becuase she gets bored at work and needs something to read. I find it funny that people actually get a few minutes away from bordem just from reading about my bitching. Becuase to be honest sometimes I get tired of my own bitching. So I thought I would blog about my weekend. Most of you know (and agian the 4 of you know) that I have been really super sick for ever! Since January 12th to be Exact. Really sick and I am really sick of it. So this weekend I decided that I did not want to lay in bed and be miserable and just think about how miserable I feel. So I decided that I would go out and keep my mind of things.. And this weekend my sister Meagen and I were non stop Go go go. ( I know right! I actually did something on a weekend! Go me go!) I Stayed up real late on Friday night thinking that I would listen to my friend Clayton and Pauls radio show that they do... my stupidness kicked in and remembered that they do not do their radio show untill Saturday nights.. DOH! okay so then Saturday morning I get up and I go to Costco with My sister and My mom... agian DOH!.. I dont know what is wrong with the costco shoppers. That place is CRAZY TOWN!!!.. What is it with people who just decide to STOP right in front of people to have a conversation with their Neighbors cousins sisters... OH MY GOSH! You do not just STOP right in front of people.. and then give ME the stink eye because I was forced to ram my 400 pound cart right in to the back of your heel... Like I did that on purpose... ( hee hee =) )... And.. I am sorry.. People you just hover around the Free sample tables waiting for the old person serving cooks more becuase all of you crazy costco shoppers just inhaled her entire table of free granola and yogurt or the old guys table of free spaggeti and meatballs... Btw... Sample tables are being added to my list of things that should go. It is discusting. Along with the people who just stand there and keep eating and eating. Sick! You are all discusting. I hate costco. Never going there agian. And I hate the rich ladies who are there that think they are better then you and think that because they are rich its okay to just butt right in front of me or cut me off with their cart.. Bitch! Get out the way! at one part of the shopping experience I Found an isle that had an empty spot at the bottom of the shelf.. I Curled up in the Fetal position and just hid...Man.. Oh and by the way I decided that I am not being quiet about my opinions anymore about people or if I have something mean to say about someone I dont just quitely whisper it to someone.. So watch out... So after we survied the whole Costco experience me and Meagen went to see Juno. I L.o.v.e Juno.. ( See previous post on my love for Juno) Then on Saturday night we went and Saw Definitaly, Maybe. It was so cute!!! Not what I expected but it was so totally good. And Ryan Reynolds is hot. So then I spent the night at Meagens apartment and I was really feeling sick probably becuase everything that I had eaten that day was from a movie theatre and a food court. SICK! So since I was not feeling well I just went to bed. Sunday morning we got up and we drove to Sandy to go and see 27 Dresses.. We got lost.. Had to call Clayton for directions. Found theatre.. bought tickets.. Walked in late.. Oh and this weekend discovered that me and Meagen can not make it to a movie on time. Every one we went to this weekend we walked in after the lights and everything were turned off and the previews are going.. we look like retards tripping over the stairs and laughing at ourselvs haha! funny.. Anyway.. 27 dresses.. I cant even blog about.. I am so upset and dissapointed.. That movie Sucked ass.. And thats about it. Then we went to Ruby River for dinner.. MMmmm a Steak House! My Favorite! Animal on a plate! What... I DONT EAT MEAT! YUCK! and Ruby River.. word of advice.. If your going to pretend like you are this nice steak house.. Do not serve Peanuts at every table.. I am not at some gross bar! Sick! And my food tasted like a salt lick. Gross.. But what I ordered was the only thing that did not have ANIMAL in it.. But thanks for dinner Meg! Haha! Like I said.. I am not being sneaky about my rude opinions anymore! Haha! So there you have it there is my blog about my weekend. I hope Meagen had as much fun with me as I did with her! Pretty much.. We are awesome. Oh and we decided that no matter how crappy I feel or how crappy she feels.. We will be going out every weekend and doing something! Anything! We are crazy! Party Animals! Woot Woot.. If anyone wants to join in our Crazy Wild lifes please let us know.. We are fun!

Truly Sorry.. But not really..

Dear person who drives the silver ford focus with a Yankees sticker,

I am truling sorry for having to cut you off on Center Street today. You see, The annoying red car in front of me was driving extremely slow (red car was mini van.. go figure) And I looked in my window and I see cop coming up behind me very quickly.... Usually not a problem... But my tags are expired if I had stayed in the lane that I was in he would have pulled me over, I would have thought of a quick excuse as of to why my tags are expried when the real reason is I am just to lazy to go and get it done. I also would have been late to work but the real problem is, is that I would not have made it to Wendys befor the big lunch line hit. So That is the reason why I had to hurry and cut you off so that you would be behind me and the cop would not. Sorry if that caused you any inconvience or I upset you in anyway. Which I know that I did because you gave me the bird. Agian.. Truly sorry. Oh and P.S. Thank you to The guy working the drive thru window at Wendys.. The nice young man gave me a Senior discount for my food so that I would not have to count out .98 cents in Pennies. Thank you agian. Good things will come your way. Like me never going threw on your shift agian.

Holli

Goodbye Coral..

My Dear Dear Coral Left The gauntlet on Mtv Wednesday Night.. I am so sad, She was such a bad ass. I love her! If any of you watched any of her previous challenges you know not to mess with her. She wears a Double D Bra.. One boob alone would knock you out =)

Must Have!

Oh How I want you... I need you... I must get you...

Its Back...

Alright.. So Let me set the scene for you. It is the summer of '06.. Our Orem Owlz Baseball players that were living with us were Scott,Barret, and Tadd.... After the baseball games Scott and Meagen would go off and hang out together.... Tadd would call his girlfriend.. and Barret and I would go hang out with eachother.. Well.. One night We had some family drama and pretty much the only people who were not in trouble or on my moms "List" were Barret and I. ( Okay PS... are you noticing how well I am typing this... Like putting in periods and all...whoa).. Okay so since we are not on " The List" we decide it is just best to not be at the house at all while all this stuff goes down. So we go to the mall... we go to lunch....we went to some chinese place in the food court at the mall ..(first mistake) ..We order sesamee chicken...Pretty sure it was dog. Litteraly..dog... Barret was sure it was Poodle.. I was leaning more toward rotwhiler. But whatever.. So we go shop some more, we just drive around, and that was the day that I relized that Barret is worse then shopping with a girl. Ugh! I hate the mall BTW. So Anyways... We get bored with mall...Call home... Mom answers...You can hear it in her voice.. Not safe to come home yet.. So Problem.... BORED!!!!!... Reminder.. Barret has ADD..Not good to be bored. So... We decide... To buy hampsters... WHAT! RANDOM! I KNOW! ..You think THAT is random.. hampsters... listen to what we named then. Barret named mine Delilah becuase I was in L.o.v.e with the song " Hey there Delilah".. And Barrets hampster name.... DADDY FAT SACK..Seriously.. Let me retype that for you to make sure you got it.. yes .. yes... Daddy fat sack.. So buy the hampsters.. along with cage..food...little ball for them to run around in...Oh and Leashes...yes..hampster leashes..Becuase Barret had a great idea that on the nights that he was not pitching he could sit in the bull pin put daddy fat sack and delilah on leashes and it would be okay.. PROBABLY NOT B!.. so I drop barret off at the field..I go home.. ( dun dun dun )..We were not on my moms list when the day started.. Lets just say we were on top of the list when we came home with our new pet hampsters. I set up the hampsters in cage..Get them all welcomed and all.. and I leave for the night. We get home from the game that night and we are so excited to see how our new friends are doing.. we let them out we put them in there little running ball.. and then barret... Such a GUY.. Thinks it will be funny to take a pool stick and play golf with the hampster ball... along with hampster in it.. lets just say... I didnt know that such a small little animal could make such an awful little sound while flying mid air and spinning around..poor little daddy fat sack never saw it coming. Oh and by the way that is the only time that i have ever litteraly BACK HANDED SOMEONE!.. so.. Day Two of our problem... I get a call at work... Ring ring ring " Thank you for calling the orem hampton inn this is holli how can i help you?" .... Frantic breathing.. " HOLLI...ITS BARRET... We've got a problem... Delilah's on the lamb..." ( keep in mind Barret is from Jesup Georgia.. Southern Accent and all) " Okay.. Barret.. Where the hell is lamb and why is delilah on it?" ... " Holli She's gone I can't find her.." Oh no... Definitaly on " The list" Now.. Missing hampster... No good.... Uhm okay.. " Dont tell mom.. We will look later" Okay.. so we go to the game.. We think of all the ways we could find poor little delilah and this lamb shes on.. We think okay.. we can put out an amber alert for our hampsters.. we can just leave the cage door open and hope that it just walks back in.. Well.. for the next few days our house develops this.. very..interesting and overwhelming smell. .everywhere in the house.. every room.. it just SMELLS!!! and I mean. ROTTEN!... We had to put rugs over all of the vents.. and buy air freshner it was rotten.. But good news!! Yeah..we finally found her my good lil delilah... running around in the kitchen.. just hanging out.. being a free soul... But.. we are confused.. We thoguht for sure that the smell was coming from my dead Delilah..But we just found her.. shes not dead.. we go to put her in the cage.. AND DADDY FAT SACK IS GONE!!!!!... And this is what Barret says " Well.. He must be the horrible smell... The hampster is dead somewhere in the house... And its him!! He deserves to die.. He thought it was old and brave enough to go out on his own and he was most certinitaly not!! He deserves to be dead" My thinking is maybe he ran away from you becuase you golfed with him! Anyways.. Daddy fat sack was never to be found... And poor delilah...RIP. I dont know how long she was laying there dead in that cage that me and barret just never looked at it, or cleaned, or anything. And as for the smell... This is how Barret explained the smell... " Smells like a bag full of buttholes sitting on a school bus in the hot july sun".. Yes..yes.. with the southern accent and all.. The smell was awful....So at the end of the summer Our baseball boys left.. Our rotten smell left.. and our pet hampster bought out of bordem were no longer with us.. Well.. daddy fat sack is in the house somewhereS. ..So let me bring you to the present time and the reason for this story I am sharing with you.. I am laying in bed watching T.V. I get called up to dinner.. I eat.. I come back down to my room... And I smell it... The Scent of Daddy Fat Sack has returned... Someone please make it go away......please.... The End.. ( somewhere in that story I lost interest in using commas and periods and shit.)

Quick Thought..

I love when I find people that I went to high school or Jr. High with, and I look at their myspace, blogs, or facebook pictures, and they are still wearing the same hairstyle that they wore back in the day!.. Like really... your still rockin' the huge devil horn poof on the sides of your head that are so big you could loose pencils in or a blue bird could lay eggs in.. SWEET! Keep rockin' it.

We should give him money

This Guy is Awesome!

HoLLi's FeeLings...

So Let me just start out by saying this.. I have been looking at peoples blogs lately becuase I have nothing else better to do while I am work, and there are some blogs where people can just type and type and type about ANYTHING!!! Like paragraphs about things... I wish I could do that. And.. They like Use all these bigs words and you can just tell that the person deffinitaly was deep in thought while writting... But since I am never in deep thought nor can I use big words... I am just going to sit here and write about whatever the hell I feel like writting about. Let me just start out by saying... My Job Monday-Friday Is working at The Orem Hampton Inn and Suites... I stand at the front desk from 7am until 3pm... Well more like 3:30 pm.. becuase for some reason the people that I work with think that its okay to show up 15 minutes late even though I have been there for my 8 hours already and then when they do show up I wait for them to count my till so that I can go home but they would rather talk to another employee about how their freaking belt looks on them... Ya... You have the next 8 hours to talk about your damn belt your 15 minutes late so inless you want a verbal beating from me... count the till you jack ass.. Anyways.. I am forced to answer the phone and I am not allowed to hang up on the guest when they call me Polly.. I am forced to pretend I care about your life story while you are standing at the front desk there is two other people standing behind you the phone is ringing and I am obviously the only one at the desk... yeah I don't care!!!... Move your ass along... I still have to be nice to people even though I can clearly see you are having an affair, you are trying to weezel your way out of paying your bill, I am forced to just stand here and smile when you are YELLING at me becuase the freeway was to loud or your pillow was not fluffy enough of your toilet papaer was to rough for your liking or you swear you dont know how the porn movies showed up on your bill becuase after all you were just " Pushing buttons"... Yeah you were pushing something alright..you are asking for a 2:00pm check out time when check out is at 11:ooam but you should get it because " your a diamond memeber" Ya.. all that means to me is THAT MEANS YOU SUCK EVEN MORE THEN A REGUAL JOE BLOW GUEST... LEAVE!.. Okay.. but on a good day and its not busy when I don't have to deal with all of that.. I pretty much am just forced to stand here.. for 8 hours and do nothing... which only gives me time to think about all of this stuff that makes me so angry here... which leads me to blog. which is really for my own entertainment and my own way of getting this all out of my system..Alright so now that I have that out of my system I feel better.. well not really I have a headache and my stomach hurts.. I think I might have an ulsar.. I wonder why.. I am so angry. Angry little girls.com i am... Anyways... So this is my first post that is just me typing away.. I really am not this mean bitch who just complains all the time.. well...maybe a lil bit.

Can't Touch This..

Hahaha!... Sweet dude

Haha! Finally a REAL one!

Sorry To any of you who have ever sent me one of these "FriendShip Emails" That are like. .I will be there for you no matter what.. I'll hold your hand through life and BLAH BLAH BLAH.. Ya I don't care... But Finally... Someone was clever enough to type up a real one! That sounds just like something I would say.. Every last one of them.. To all my friends I love you so much.. so much to be honest with you and tell you this...

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Where's the Good in Goodbye?

Jesse Got to come and visit me during his Spring Break from school.

It is always fun to see the one you love but always so hard to say goodbye.

You can tell by the way I look in that picture (Pretty rotten face Sally) that it was really hard to say goodbye. But I did have fun while he was here! It was a bummer that I was not feeling well at all while he was here so we didnt get to go and do a whole lot. He did get to go snowboarding while he was here though! I can't wait to see him agian. Xoxo

The Twilight Effing Movie!!!

THE TWILIGHT MOVIE IS GOING TO

BE COMING OUT ON DECEMBER 12TH 2008.. CAN YOU FREAKING BELIEVE IT! I AM SO EXCITED!!!! I MIGHT PEE MY PANTS A LITTLE.. OH AND BTW.. THATS BELLA AND EDWARD RIGHT THERE.. YA I AM SO EXCITED! I AM GOING TO MAKE A PAPER CHAIN RIGHT NOW!!!

My ponderings for the day...

Okay So My Dumb ass blonde question of the day... When did British Columbia move from Cananda to Washington.. The one that has the D.C in it.. Not the one with Seattle with greys anatomy...Hmm.. I always thought it was Canada.. OH! AND WHEN DID CANADIANS BECOME FRENCH??!! WTF?!

*WisH LisT*

• Digital Camera so when I See funny things I can blog about them!
• All of the Greys Anatomy Soundtracks..mm Greys I love!
• New Ipod... Mine is broken..=(.. funeral for poddy will be held soon
• New Purse.. Meagen would like me to return the ones I have stole from her
• Some new Ovaries.. Mine are diseased and I am pretty damn sick of it
• To get out of debt.. I will soon be putting out a jar at like albertons and wendys.. " HELP HOLLI GET OUT OF DEBT JAR"
• A New Job.. I am sick of people and pretending that I care...
• Angry Little Girls " I HATE MEAT EATERS" purse

My List Will Be continued

Audrey I Love...

" I Don't Want To Be Alone.. I Want To Be Left Alone"
Audrey Hepburn

Marilyn I Love..

" If You Can Make A Girl Laugh.. You Can Make Her Do Anything."

Marilyn Monroe

Take me out to the ball game..

I LOVE BASEBALL! I AM SO EXCITED! ONLY 106 MORE DAYS UNTIL OPENING GAME! NOTHING BETTER THEN THE SOUND OF A BALL HITTING A BAT..