Keep it to yourself.

So There was this Newleywed couple that checked into the hotel last night for their honeymoon. In a Jacuzzi room. They just came down to check out and the little squirley not a virgin anymore husband hands me his keys and says " Thank you... that was a very enjoyable night." And he says it with this discusting little pervy mc perv look on his face. And his wife just gives him this look like " Oh my gosh I can't believe you just said that." Okay. First of all. I did not need to hear about how enjoyable your first night of sex was. Second of all. Your squirley and a perv. Oh and by the way your new wife is ugly. Thanks. Glad you enjoyed your stay here at the Hampton. Please come agian.