Good Times

Seriously What happened To These wonderfull games!!!???

Greys Anatomy

Oh How I miss them......

My Ponderings....

So as most of you know... I am kind of dumb.. I have alot of questions that needs answering but whenever I ask a question I get laughed at and get " Oh.. HA HA.. Thats another to add to the list of Hollisms" Well.. guys.. I have so many things in my head that need answering so I think that every day I will make a post named " Hollis dumb ass blonde question of the day.."

Number 1. Does the term "18 wheeler" Actually mean.. it has 18 Wheels?
Number 2. Seriously where the hell is Washington? And how many is there?
Number 3. If you flush a fish that is alive... Why doesnt it just swim back up to the bowl?

A Days Work...

Ever Wonder What I do all day? .. Yeah prety much that

Angry Little Girls

I L.O.V.E Angry little girls.com ... seriously the greatest things ever! Awesome. Look how funny they are!

HAHAHAHA I Love!

M.I.C.K.E.Y M.O.U.S.E. MICKEY MOUSE!!!

JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.. THE 15TH-20TH OF MAY 2008 I WILL NOT BE IN UTAH... ME AND JOHANNA WILL BE IN DISNEYLAND.. YES.. YES DISNEYLAND I KNOW I AM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.. THAT ALSO SMELLS LIKE SUGAR...YUM!! SO I AM PRETTY EXCITED AND IM PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT IT.. I MEAN I BLOGGED ABOUT IT.. AND MY BLOG IS PRETTY IMPORTANT SO .. WE ARE TOTALLY GOING.. TRUST!

As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Okay.. So Juno is one of my favorites. I love. It is the cutest movie ever! Another that you should totally go see if you haven't already. I hope that it wins every oscar that it is up for this year. It is awesome. Oh Ps.. my awesome friend Clayton at work usually has an Oscar party every year, but this year he won tickets to a Huge Oscar party up in Salt Lake ( I am a wee bit jelouse).. Anyway it made me kind of want to have an oscar party.. and by that I mean.. I just actually watch them this year.. So me and my mom are going to have an Oscar party YAY! Im so excited.. And I am so excited to see how many Juno wins! Agian i hope all! And all of the ones that Enchanted are up for too!.. Anyways.. I will be sure to get pictures of my " Oscar Party" and post them! Note to self.. find camera......

Enchanted!!

The disney movie Enchanted comes out on March 18th. I am so excited!!! If you have not seen it you totally should buy it when it comes out.. don't both going to the theatre to see it first becuase you will love it and end up buying it anyways! YAY! Enchanted!

Girl Power

Yes.. Yes.. that is Posh spice. aka Victoria Beckham. She is my new Idol. I want to be her. I love her.. She is deffinitaly coming in a close.. i mean CLOSE second with Britney Spears.. ( lets face it Britney is awesome) but Posh is second... L.O.V.E her! And her husband.... :)

Thats what she said...

Friday Febuary 15th is the Second Annual "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" day.. How cool is that?! So today everyone please place your mind in the guttar and when you hear something that could become a dirty sentance please say THATS WHAT SHE SAID afterwards!... Yay!

I Hate Everyone

Okay! So! Let Me just tell you about how I feel today. And to help me out I think I will post song lyrics that best describes exactly how I feel today.. And its only 7:31 a.m. Ya I know My day is awesome. And btw... I just had a guest call down to the front desk where I answer the phone so politely even though I am in a bad mood and she says " YES I ORDERED A WAKE UP CALL AND NO ONE CALLED!!!! ( this was at 7:20am) " Okay.. well ma'am what time was it set for?"(Agian.. saying so politely) " IT WAS SET FOR 7:15 THIS MORNING!!!" OKAY WELL YOU PHYSCO YOUR AWAKE ARNT YOU!??? SO WHATS THE PROBLEM!!!!!??????? Anyways okay... here is my song to describe my feelings about today... This song is called I Hate Everyone By the group Get Set Go.. It is number 13 On the greys anatomy soundtrack it pretty much rocks my socks and my day becuase its so angry just like me. I am angry little girls.com (P.s. That really is a website angrylittle girls.com and they have the cutest stuff.. probably my next blog post will be about that)


Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left
I hate everyone (4x)
All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all
Some fucking asshole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan
I hate everyone (4x)
All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all
I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you its true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you
All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
And the people in the east, I hate you all
And the people I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in the west, I hate you all
And the people I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

So... In honor of Valentines day I thought I would make a special post about my Fiance Jesse. To tell you all how much I love him. There he is to your left... that picture was taken at the school he goes to back in Mass. Jesse is my life. I love him so much! He Is Awesome, He is a little love bug. He has been through so much in the past year including cancer and I mean what sucks more then that? But even with everything he has been through he is still the same person as the day I met him.. Well.. Kind of.. He isnt that crazy boy running wild through a hotel. Hee hee. Yeah you know what I am talking about. But he is still the same cute little guy that I fell in love with. I still get butterflys when I see him even though its not a lot anymore becuase he is far away at school but even when i hear his voice I still get a smile to my face. I love that he is kind of shy but he can make me laugh so hard. He makes me feel special and so lucky to be be with him the rest of my life! He has helped me through so much and also taught me so much, he has made me want to be a better person. He makes me feel like a princess! I just love him so much and I think everyone needs a little Jesse in their lives! I love you Jesse!.. I angle bracket 3 you!

Uh! Someone buy it for me!! Its so cute!!!!

EdWaRd CuLLeN

Alright So for those of you who have not read the TWILIGHT series, First of all.. What is wrong with you!!! Seconds of all... Stop reading my retarted blog and go read the damn books! They are Uh-Maz-ing*! And Edward Cullen if you havent heard is a Vampire Who you TOTALLY fall in L.o.V.e With when you read the book... Seriously... you really do... So They are making a movie out of the books and I cant wait I might pee my pants with excitment and the guy that they have chosen is like eh.. okay.. not the Edward I dream about.. I mean... I give him like a 6... His name is Robert Pattinson.. You can google him I don't want to post a picture of him I want to leave room for MY Edward Cullens! This is who I would have chosed for Edward to be in the movie.. And this is what I picture Edward Cullen to look like...

List of things that should go

1. People who call the hotel that I work at and I answer the phone and say " Thank you for calling the Orem Hampton inn this is Holli how can I help you?"And the caller says " Yes Polly is this the Hampton Inn?".. yeah you stupid B I just said that and my name is Holli not Polly!!
2. Drive through people who ask " Will that be everything" after EVERYTHING you say!! ... No you stupid B I will tell you when I am done with my order.
3. Mini Vans
4. People who drive Mini Vans
5. When people overhear that its your birthday and then they ask " Oh today is your birthday..?" .. "yes".. " Well happy birthday!".. Yeah thanks for your last minute didnt even know it was your birthday happy birthday wish.. lame
6. Birthdays.. Who wants to cebrate getting older? I hate Birthdays. Dont talk to me on my birthday.... But you better never forget its my birthday.. ( Ya you know who you are!!)
7. Valentines day.. Cupid really is stupid
8. People who take their time crossing the cross walk... OKAY I STOPPED FOR YOU HURRY YOUR ASS UP!!
9. Squeeky and retarted wheeled shopping carts.
10. Meat
11. The show survior and 24
12. Random porn pictures that show up when you image google something.. ( Ps.. Never google the word shlong)
13. Arguing over text messaging and msn messenger.... are you suppose to be "IM yelling" if your typing in all CAPS or what?
14. Internet web site blockers at work
15. People who Hover
16. Words that i can't spell.. ya they should go.
17. People who correct my bad spelling.. ya so im a crappy speller.. go to hell
18. People who let their cell phones ring and ring like in the store and they just dont answer it.
19. annoying cell phone rings.. and people who will be in a public place and they will sit and listen to all the rigns that they have in their cell phone
20. When you specifically ask for barbeque sauce at mcdonalds and they still dont give it to you.... they love to make me smile? Would they love me to kick their ass?
21. Girls who talk about how much money their boyfriends have.
22. Rebecca
23. Cherry flavored anything
24. Liv Tyler
25. And her big mouth.. Litteraly her mouth is huge!
26. Tahitian Noni.. it did not cure your life.. you physco
27. Lord of the rings... SICK OF THOSE DAMN HOBBITS!!!
28. People who tailgate.... Back the F*&k off!!!
29. That old people smell its so gross!!
30. Snow... It gets your pant legs all wet and who likes that?
31. People who wear their sunglasses all day.. Your not a stunna....
32. Shania Twain
33. People who YELL on the phone!... Ya I can hear you.. Thank for screaming in my ear...
34. People who smell like ciggys
35. The sports movies.... Example.. Friday night lights... Coach Carter.. Remember the titans
36. The show Friday night Lights
37. Heavy breathers
38. Tom on myspace
39. People who give high fives
40. " Woot woot"
41. Green grapes... There should only be purple ones..
42. Syran wrap

"THE POT"

I work as a front desk agent at a hotel in Orem, Utah. The Orem Hampton Inn and Suites. And so I am at work one day, playing on the computer pretending like I am doing something important. Really half the time I'm not at all. And this guest comes down and says to me " I just want to tell you how much I enjoyed my stay." And my first thought is Oh well good. I am glad I dont have to listen to yet another whinning person who either 1. Has no hot water, 2. Did not get their wake up call, or 3. Anything else stupid and retarted they want to whine about just to piss me off. So I put on my fake smile and say well great I'm glad you enjoyed your stay. And the guest says.. " But there is just one thing that I would like to talk to you about.." Yup! Here it goes.. I knew it was to good to be true someone who isnt a pain in my ass who has something good to say to me and not some jack ass who is just looking for a free night" So I said to the guest " Okay whats that" And he goes.. " Now.. First of all I would like to know your name".. (okay creepy)... " My name is Holli.. ( Btw I wear a HUGE ASS name tag around my neck not really sure how you can miss it inless your going blind. Anyways so I say my name is Holli and the guest goes " Okay Holli..I really enjoyed my stay but I just thought I would let you know that... Well... Let me start off by saying sometimes I like to smoke THE POT." ( And he really did say THE POT... not just pot... but THE POT.) So Im standing there with my fake smile pretending like I care but when he said THE POT I kind of did start caring becuase this could be interesting... So the the stoner guest goes on to say " Sometimes I like to smoke THE POT.. and I just thought that I would let you know that... I found pot in my room when I checked in last night" So I am still just standing there like uhh well then you really DID enjoy your stay.. so I say to the guest " Oh my gosh Sir, I am so sorry about that I am not really sure how we could find out if it was a previous guest or where it came from I apologize for that that is completely un exeptable what can we do for you" The guest goes" No.. No its okay!! I took care of it! I smoke THE POT for you!!!.. Its okay!! I just thought I would let you know I was not offended by it but I could see how if someone who doesnt like to smoke THE POT like me would be offended by it.. So I smoked the pot for you to get rid of it just thoguht I would let you know.." ... The end... HAHAHA! Seriously thats a true story.... Gotta love those Stoners!